Great! NOW you ladies are going to give her a complex. "What`s wrong with me?" "Am I fat?" "Am I ugly?" "Am I a lousy diver?" "Maybe it`s the way I kick" "Or don`t kick" "Or dog paddle" "Does this weight belt make me look fat?" "OH GOD! IT DOES!" "I`m, I`m, a fat, ugly, lousy diving, dog paddling over weighted man hating hypocondriac!" "Boo hoo.......WHERE`S THE CHOCOLATE!"